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Post by bob on Jan 4, 2024 1:14:12 GMT -5
Admit it. We all love slash hate dad jokes. They're maybe slightly funny but more hilarious because of how cheesy they are. It's like they're so bad they're adorable. How about we bless each other with a few?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?
Because the P is silent.
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Post by Yeti on Jan 4, 2024 2:24:57 GMT -5
This is nice. I like this. I feel like the atmosphere hasn't been as fluffy as of late, particularly after the addition of the politics board. We could use some positive content.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
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Post by Large Marge on Jan 4, 2024 7:04:38 GMT -5
did you hear about the circus fire? it was in tents.
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Post by emily on Jan 4, 2024 8:00:40 GMT -5
why did the telephone engineer have lots of friends at the party?
he was well connected
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Post by emily on Jan 4, 2024 8:01:56 GMT -5
I was trying to think of a joke about africa, but can't think of one.
kenya help me?
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Post by emily on Jan 4, 2024 8:02:58 GMT -5
how much did santa pay for his sleigh?
it was on the house!
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Post by emily on Jan 4, 2024 8:04:03 GMT -5
i quit my job as an underwater diver
deep down, it just wasn't for me
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Post by emily on Jan 4, 2024 8:05:06 GMT -5
someone rang me up the other day asking me if I knew what the 9th letter was
it was only a guess, but I was right
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Post by camila on Jan 4, 2024 8:31:02 GMT -5
This is nice. I like this. I feel like the atmosphere hasn't been as fluffy as of late, particularly after the addition of the politics board. We could use some positive content. You're not wrong. God I've heard a million of these. Let me think. I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She’s a real mathamachicken! |
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Post by Jörmungandr on Jan 4, 2024 13:32:45 GMT -5
We all heard them but I dont try remembering any. Let me think.
If two vegeterians get in a fight is it still a beef?
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Post by Paladin on Jan 4, 2024 17:40:29 GMT -5
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Post by Yeti on Jan 4, 2024 20:25:40 GMT -5
I'm a dad so you'd figure I'd have a bunch of these on standby but I don't. I have to ponder a bit. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.  |
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Post by bob on Jan 5, 2024 0:46:18 GMT -5
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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Post by Large Marge on Jan 5, 2024 7:23:59 GMT -5
i cant think of any more but keep them coming.
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Post by camila on Jan 5, 2024 8:52:27 GMT -5
What would bears be with no bees?
Ears.
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