emily
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Post by emily on Oct 26, 2023 14:55:57 GMT -5
Father to his son: So son, what museum do you want to go to this weekend?. We can go to anyone you like. Father and son time
Son: oh I don't know dad, can we go to grandma's?
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Post by Yeti on Oct 26, 2023 17:31:01 GMT -5
A taller and a shorter guy approach each other, presumably friends or perhaps they know each other from work or back in school.
Shorter guy, with a dopey grin: How's the weather up there?
(Every person above average height has heard that one before.)
Taller guy, dead serious: How's the lawn doing?
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Post by Jörmungandr on Oct 26, 2023 20:40:20 GMT -5
Stuff I cant repeat on here.
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Post by camila on Oct 27, 2023 9:29:49 GMT -5
Passed a heated exchange between a young couple at the store. She says "You'll never do better than me" and he says "I already did. That's why I'm leaving you."
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